but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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