i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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