I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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