if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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