Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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