I think I died a long time ago.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I wear drunk well.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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