I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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