I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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