That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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