god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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