i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm passing your future prison.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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