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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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