And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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