it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
