and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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