so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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