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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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