well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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