I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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