I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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