just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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