Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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