Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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