You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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