I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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