Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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