lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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