Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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