Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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