I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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