You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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