thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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