Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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