I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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