I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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