I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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