Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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