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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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