quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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