I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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