No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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