Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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