i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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