mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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