508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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