Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
