I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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