windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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