It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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