Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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