alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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