She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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