I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
A+ Viking dick
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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