Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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