So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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