I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
