what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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