I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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